Addison age 3

"When I grow up, I want to be a princess like mommy."

Colin age 5.5

Eating a cupcake...

Me "I don't want all this icing."
Colin,shrugging "want me to eat it?"

Nice try son.

Addison age 3

Her prayer every night,
"Dear Jesus. Thank you for today. Thank you for tonight. Amen."

Colin age 5.5, Addison age 3

Colin "Addison am I going to be your husband?"
Addison "yes"
Colin "okay that means I have to be with you every single day"

Colin age 4

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

"Google up your food."

Colin age 4

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Colin was watching Clifford. If you've ever seen it, you will understand what he's talking about...

"Why is Emily in her pink shirt all day?"

Colin age 3

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

"Addison blessed me!"

She sneezed on him.

Colin age 3

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

"It's okay Addison. I will take care of you."

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

When a truck backs up it goes "beep beep beep"
Colin thought it said "back back back"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Soon after Addison was born.
Me "She's looking at you like you're crazy."
C "I am crazy Addison!"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

For almost a year after Christmas before we would leave Colin's room at night he would ALWAYS yell to us,
"Merry Christmas! That's all! I love you!"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Colin gave me a car to play with.
Then he took it back and said "share mommy."

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Colin had on some new shoes and someone asked him, "who gave you those?"
C "Target"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

He had a pretend phone
Me "what are you doing"
C "checking my email"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Me "was he nice?"
Colin "no, he was loud"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

Build the Bobber (the show 'Bob the Builder')

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

The GPS said "Take right on New Garden Road"

Colin "I don't want to go to the garden. I don't want to get my shoes muddy"

Colin age 2.5

(I found lots of old notes I left myself with sayings from Colin)

I was really pregnant with Addison.
He pointed to my belly and said
"Look at Mommys big boobie!"

May 9

Colin (age 5.5)

I told him I was going to try some of his snow cone

C "why are you going to eat some?"
Me "I bought it, I can eat it"
C "Wish I bought it. When I grow up I am going to buy my kids gross stuff."

May 8

Colin (age 5.5)

Me "Stop kicking Addisons puzzle!"
C "the devil made me do it"

May 7

Addison (age 2.5)

Favorite color - pink
Will only wear dresses. But sometimes she will put on a longer shirt and call it a dress.
Wants to be a Cinderella princess when she grows up

May 6

Colin (age 5.5)

Favorite restaurant - Mi Pueblo and he gets 3 tacos!
Favorite color - orange
Wants to be a policeman when he grows up

May 5

Colin (5.5) Addison (2.5)

When Addison and I get to preschool a little early to get Colin, he runs to the door asks Addison if she wants to come inside and they both go and sit for story time together.

May 4

Addison (age 2.5)

In the middle of the store

A loudly "I have to go poopy! My poor big bottom!"

May 3

Colin (age 5.5)

C "are fruit snacks bad for you?"
Me "yes... What do you think they are?"
C "fruit"

May 2

Addison (age 2.5)

This goes along with the previous post... Later that day...

A "my name is Addison. Buh Buh buh Addison
And you are Mommy. Buh buh buh mommy"

I just thought she was figuring out her letters...

May 1

Addison (age 2.5)

A "the boy's  name was Bennett"
Me "Bennett?"
A "No.... Buh buh buh Bennett"

April 30

Colin (age 5.5) Addison (age 2.5)

Both coloring

C "that's not in the lines Addiaon"
Me "Colin, that's not nice... She's learning"

C thought for a minute then smiling he said,
"It's a scribble scrabble but it's good Addison"

April 29

Addison (age 2.5)

A bee flew by (which scares her on most days)
She chased after it yelling,

"Thank you for the honey!!"

(PS it was a bumblebee)

April 28

Colin (age 5.5)

Ali-ant = Alien

"Watch out! There is an aly-ant coming!"

April 27

Addison (age 2.5)

Colin was being silly was trying to lick me (ew) then he told Addison "lick her in the face!"

Addison stuck out her tongue and went over to Gracie's face

Lucky for Addison (... And Gracie!) I stopped her

April 26

Colin (age 5.5)

Me "Colin, why do you always bug me on the hammock?"

Colin "it's my job."

April 25

Addison (age 2.5)

Pinecone =  Pineapple

"That was a yummy pinecone! Can I have another pinecone please?"

April 24

Colin (age 5.5)

Colin had bumped his head on something earlier and there was a knot on the side of his head...

C "I have a tangle"
Garet "huh?? In your hair??"
C "no, on my head"

April 23

Addison (age 2.5)

Walking up to Grandma Kay with a sifter beach toy (you know, the toy with holes in it to sift sand)

A "Can you please fill this up?"

Grandma Kay, confused, "filled" it up... and the water (obviously??) Went right through...

A "it's not working"

April 22

Colin (age 5.5)

" The worm fell, and I was like, awe, bless your heart"

April 21

Colin (age 5.5)

Addison had just done something that Colin didn't like...
Garet "Colin, you have to remember, Addison is 2"
C "A bad 2?"

April 20

Addison (age 2.5)

Me "Stop being rude! I don't have rude kids!"
A "...are you going to get different kids?"